high fructose corn syrup in my ketchup

I’m not eating ketchup as a health food. I’m eating ketchup for the joyful and often nostalgic experience of slathering french fries in a top-tier condiment. I want it to taste exactly the way it did when I was a little kid and anytime anybody tries to put real sugar in my ketchup instead of the high fructose corn syrup I’m used to, it just tastes wrong. Give it to me the good way!